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Spanx Footless Pantyhose


Published 06.02.2009 | Permanent Link | Comments (4)

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Available online here at Spanx. $26.




Comments (4):

mdvelazquez said:

They could make a small fortune on an upper body spanx.

I don't understand the purpose of footless pantyhose.

Posted on June 3, 2009 08:15


Alias Mother said:

I like to ponder how stupid the model must have felt parading around in footless pantyhose and stripper shoes.

Posted on June 3, 2009 09:44


All Adither said:

Let's see a model that really needs that control top, and the pooch bulging out from the waistband. And then maybe I'll consider them. But not really.

Posted on June 3, 2009 10:18


foolery said:

Ever put a rubber band around a loaf of bread? Because that's what my calves would look like in Spanx footless pantyhose, I'm positive.

Just what kind of clothing DOES go with this contraption?

Posted on June 4, 2009 18:54


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