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How to Gross Out an Eight-Year-Old
Published 01.09.2009 | Permanent Link | Comments (4)
By Brian of Looky, Daddy!
1. Kiss your spouse.
And tell him someday he'll likely kiss his.
2. Skip the standards.
Mentioning snot, poop, farts, or even poopy farts won't cut it. Try pus.
3. Explain how fish sticks are made.
Or hot dogs.
4. Show him his birthing video.
Don't forget to turn up the volume.
5. Clean his face.
With a tissue moistened by your own spit.
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Comments (4):
Marinka said:
6. Ask him which girl in his class he will marry.
Posted on January 10, 2009 15:07
whall said:
Start off with "Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.”
Posted on January 10, 2009 15:10
Robyn said:
I just asked my eight-year-old. His response: "Puke, diarrhea, mushrooms..."
Posted on January 10, 2009 17:03
Sarah said:
Princess Bride reference ftw.
Posted on January 10, 2009 17:17