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05.03.2006

Because Baby Snot Isn't Good for Your Decolletage

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05.09.2006

Because Your Friends Don't Want to Talk About Bikini Waxes

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05.16.2006

Because Babies & Purses Are Pretty Much the Only Things I Know Stuff About

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05.23.2006

Because There is Nothing More Important Than Shoes, Except Maybe Dogs. Or Babies.

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05.30.2006

Because I Seriously Doubt Many Bunny Rabbits Have Under-Eye Dryness Problems

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06.07.2006

Because...Leggings? Seriously?

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06.10.2006

Because "Classic" is Just Another Word for "Reruns"

06.20.2006

Because It's Funny To Imagine Marlon Brando Screaming "Skincare! SKIIIINCARE!"

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06.27.2006

Because Even I Get Tired of Talking About Foundation Sometimes

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07.04.2006

Because Every Woman Deserves to Look Like Audrey Hepburn

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07.18.2006

Because Handbags and Babies and Panties, Oh My!

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07.25.2006

Because Nipples Are the New Bellybuttons

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08.16.2006

Because Nobody Else Wants to Discuss Your Hair As Much As I Do

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08.29.2006

Because I Have Been Just WAITING For the Chance to Whip Out Some Wedding Pictures

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09.05.2006

Because Lip Gloss Baby Lip Gloss is Pretty Much the Way My Mind Works

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09.12.2006

Because I Earned My Degree From Google University

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09.19.2006

Because Y'all Are Clearly More Glamorously Fabulous Than Me

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09.26.2006

Because I've Got My AlphaFoxyMamas All Up In Here

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10.04.2006

Because I'm Not the Only Person Here Who Knows a Thing or Four

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10.10.2006

Because Nobody Likes a Faker

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10.17.2006

Because...Blow Out!

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10.18.2006

Because No One Likes An Itch

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10.25.2006

Because You Asked For It

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11.10.2006

Because We Heart Makeovers

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11.13.2006

Because You Can Take My Curel Out of My Cold, Dead Hands

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12.08.2006

Because Pothole Pore-Pocked is No Way to Go Through Life

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12.11.2006

When Perfume Attacks!

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12.22.2006

The Beach Girls

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01.08.2007

Chop Chop

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01.17.2007

The Care of Suede and Other Magical Creatures

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02.05.2007

Straight Up Raving

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02.12.2007

Eye of Darkness

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02.23.2007

My Signature Colors Are Blush, Bashful & Philosophy

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03.23.2007

The Sephora Shoppers' Handbook

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04.05.2007

Price Tag Cage Match: Sunscreen

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05.21.2007

Smashedbox

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05.30.2007

Battle of the Bases

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06.01.2007

The (Halfway Through) 2007 Smackdown Hot List!

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07.02.2007

Price Tag Cage Match: Drugstore vs. Salon Shampoos

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08.06.2007

Lost in the Skincare Jungle

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10.14.2007

Hope for Heat-Damaged Hair

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10.21.2007

How Much Washing Can Dry Skin Take?

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12.03.2007

The Product Graveyard: What to Do With the Stuff That Sucks

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12.16.2007

Battle of the Bases: Foundation Primers for Every Skin Type

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12.19.2007

The Product Whore's Complete Guide to Samples & Freebies

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01.21.2008

Price Tag Cage Match: Boots No7 Make-up Base vs. Everything Else

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01.25.2008

Get the Red Out: Color Correcting Your Complexion

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02.01.2008

Wella Color Preserve: a Reasonably-Priced Salon Shampoo That WORKS? Yes!

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03.10.2008

Exxon Valdez Head: Oily Hair That Just Won't Get Clean

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03.17.2008

What's That Smell: Fragrance in Facial Moisturizers

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03.20.2008

Olay Regenerist 14-Day Skin Intervention: Does It Really Do That...Or Anything?

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03.27.2008

Skincare Safety During Pregnancy

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