Because Babies & Purses Are Pretty Much the Only Things I Know Stuff About
Because I Seriously Doubt Many Bunny Rabbits Have Under-Eye Dryness Problems
Because It's Funny To Imagine Marlon Brando Screaming "Skincare! SKIIIINCARE!"
Because Nipples Are the New Bellybuttons
Because Nobody Else Wants to Discuss Your Hair As Much As I Do
Because I Have Been Just WAITING For the Chance to Whip Out Some Wedding Pictures
Because I Earned My Degree From Google University
Because I'm Not the Only Person Here Who Knows a Thing or Four
Because Pothole Pore-Pocked is No Way to Go Through Life
Rinse and Repeat. And Repeat. And Repeat.
My Signature Colors Are Blush, Bashful & Philosophy
Giving You the Benefit of My Years of Experience. And Idiocy.
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Amalah is a pseudonym of Amy Corbett Storch. A Washington D.C.-based freelance writer. The Smackdown is published on Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays. You can follow Amy's daily mothering adventures at www.amalah.com. Also, it's pronounced AIM-ah-lah.
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