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I Want Your Sex...Why Don't You Want Mine?
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On Body Image, Eating Disorders and How to Shake Free
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The Case of the Lowballed Babysitter
Parenting Choices & Passive-Aggressive Mother-in-Laws
Confronting Speech Delays Without Family Support
"Green" Household Cleaning Products: Health or Hype?
My Boyfriend's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Traveling With Baby: Etiquette & Who Buys the Food?
What To Do With a Baby Who Won't Sleep On His Back?
What To Do When Your Toddler Plays Favorites
Secondhand Smoke Residue on Clothing...and Your Newborn
How to Child-Proof Your Houseguests
The SAHM Gig: What Am I Supposed To DO All Day?
How Do You Know You Are Ready For a Baby?
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How To Give Makeup Advice To Your Teen
Hiding a Pregnancy Until You're Ready to Tell
How to Remove Baby Spit-Up Stains
The Final Word on Dinner Party Wine Etiquette
The (Absolutely Petrified) Expectant Father
Coping With a Family Member's Mental Illness
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Amalah is a pseudonym of Amy Corbett Storch. A Washington D.C.-based freelance writer. The Smackdown is published on Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays. You can follow Amy's daily mothering adventures at www.amalah.com. Also, it's pronounced AIM-ah-lah.
Amy also documented her second pregnancy in a Weekly Pregnancy Calendar, Zero to Forty.
Amy is mother to delicious preschooler Noah and baby Ezra. NomNomNom.
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