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Because Nipples Are the New Bellybuttons
Because My Laptop Battery is About to Die ThisVerySecondWhoops
Because I Have Already Solved the World's Foundation Problems
Because Lip Gloss Baby Lip Gloss is Pretty Much the Way My Mind Works
Because Anna Wintour Would Probably Sue
Because I Have Never Messed With Texas
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Amalah is a pseudonym of Amy Corbett Storch. A Washington D.C.-based freelance writer. The Smackdown is published on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. You can follow Amy's daily mothering adventures at www.amalah.com. Also, it's pronounced AIM-ah-lah.
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