Because There is Nothing More Important Than Shoes, Except Maybe Dogs. Or Babies.
Because I Seriously Doubt Many Bunny Rabbits Have Under-Eye Dryness Problems
Because Even I Get Tired of Talking About Foundation Sometimes
Because I Was Just Feeling Particularly Talky
Because Nipples Are the New Bellybuttons
Because Nipples Are the New Bellybuttons
Because Dubious Hodgepodge Would be a Great Name for a Rock Band
Because Nobody Else Wants to Discuss Your Hair As Much As I Do
Because I Have Already Solved the World's Foundation Problems
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Amalah is a pseudonym of Amy Corbett Storch. A Washington D.C.-based freelance writer. The Smackdown is published on Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays. You can follow Amy's daily mothering adventures at www.amalah.com. Also, it's pronounced AIM-ah-lah.
Amy also documented her second pregnancy in a Weekly Pregnancy Calendar, Zero to Forty.
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