Because Babies & Purses Are Pretty Much the Only Things I Know Stuff About
Because Every Woman Deserves to Look Like Audrey Hepburn
Because I Was Just Feeling Particularly Talky
Because My Laptop Battery is About to Die ThisVerySecondWhoops
Because Nobody Else Wants to Discuss Your Hair As Much As I Do
Because I Have Been Just WAITING For the Chance to Whip Out Some Wedding Pictures
Because I Earned My Degree From Google University
Because I'm Not the Only Person Here Who Knows a Thing or Four
Because I Am Ready For My Close-Up, Mr. DeMille
Because Who Doesn't Love Free Stuff?
Because Anna Wintour Would Probably Sue
Because I Think it's Time For the Return of the Earmuff
Because It Pays to be a Shampoo Snob
The Things We Do To Our Hair For Love
Various Issues of the Head Area
Price Tag Cage Match: Root Boosters
Beauty on a Budget: I Was Told There Would Be No Math
Price Tag Cage Match: Drugstore vs. Salon Shampoos
Five Hair Mistakes You Are Probably Making. Right Now! OMG! Stop!
The Salon Trap: Is My Stylist Ripping Me Off?
Flashback Friday: Psssssst Instant Spray Shampoo
Taming Wild Horses and Flyaway Hair
Green for a Day: Homemade Beauty Treatments
"Damaging" Hair to Make it Better?
Mystery Meat: Deciphering Cosmetic Ingredients
Haircut for a Cause: Are Hair Donations Really Worth It?
Bedhead: Is it OK to Sleep With Wet Hair ?
Beauty Detox: Caring for Neglected Hair & Skin
Advice Smackdown Bat Signal: Hair Help in Houston
Wella Color Preserve: a Reasonably-Priced Salon Shampoo That WORKS? Yes!
Help for the Dry, Flaky Scalp of Mystery
When Everybody Hates Your Hair...and You Love It!
Exxon Valdez Head: Oily Hair That Just Won't Get Clean
Styling the Alpha Alpha Mom: Hairstyles for Grey Hair
What's That Smell: Does Shampoo Go Bad?
Flakey: Finding a Dandruff Shampoo That Works
Eeeeeeeeeek Unwanted Facial Hair!
How to Treat & Prevent a Sunburned Scalp
Dos and Don'ts Of Touching Up Home Hair Color
Wedding Hair Jitters...& Oh Yeah, What's the Deal With That Monistat-Gel-As-Primer Stuff?
How to Organize Your Hair Accessories
Salon Do-Overs: What To Do When You Aren't Happy
What to Wear: Formal Business Attire & the White House
Hair For a Cause: Safe, Temporary Hair Dyes
Hair Thursday Secrets REVEALED!
To Tip or Not to Tip: The Salon Consult
Do I Really Need To Wash My Hair Every Day?
Is It Safe To Color My Hair While Pregnant?
How To Detangle Major Hair Tangles
When Your Hair Simply. Won't. Get. Clean.
Genie in a Bottle: How to Get "Natural" Blonde Highlights at Home
How to Cover That Littttttle Bit of Gray Hair
How to Preserve a Hair Blow-Out
Shampoo & Styling Solutions for Soft Water
Losing Your Head Over Losing Your Hair
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Amalah is a pseudonym of Amy Corbett Storch. A Washington D.C.-based freelance writer. The Smackdown is published on Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays. You can follow Amy's daily mothering adventures at www.amalah.com. Also, it's pronounced AIM-ah-lah.
Amy also documented her second pregnancy in a Weekly Pregnancy Calendar, Zero to Forty.
Amy is mother to delicious preschooler Noah and baby Ezra. NomNomNom.
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