Because Babies & Purses Are Pretty Much the Only Things I Know Stuff About
Because Every Woman Deserves to Look Like Audrey Hepburn
Because I Was Just Feeling Particularly Talky
Because My Laptop Battery is About to Die ThisVerySecondWhoops
Because Nobody Else Wants to Discuss Your Hair As Much As I Do
Because I Have Been Just WAITING For the Chance to Whip Out Some Wedding Pictures
Because I Earned My Degree From Google University
Because I'm Not the Only Person Here Who Knows a Thing or Four
Because I Am Ready For My Close-Up, Mr. DeMille
Because Who Doesn't Love Free Stuff?
Because Anna Wintour Would Probably Sue
Because I Think it's Time For the Return of the Earmuff
Because It Pays to be a Shampoo Snob
The Things We Do To Our Hair For Love
Various Issues of the Head Area
Price Tag Cage Match: Root Boosters
Beauty on a Budget: I Was Told There Would Be No Math
Price Tag Cage Match: Drugstore vs. Salon Shampoos
Five Hair Mistakes You Are Probably Making. Right Now! OMG! Stop!
The Salon Trap: Is My Stylist Ripping Me Off?
Flashback Friday: Psssssst Instant Spray Shampoo
Taming Wild Horses and Flyaway Hair
Green for a Day: Homemade Beauty Treatments
"Damaging" Hair to Make it Better?
Mystery Meat: Deciphering Cosmetic Ingredients
Haircut for a Cause: Are Hair Donations Really Worth It?
Bedhead: Is it OK to Sleep With Wet Hair ?
Beauty Detox: Caring for Neglected Hair & Skin
Advice Smackdown Bat Signal: Hair Help in Houston
Wella Color Preserve: a Reasonably-Priced Salon Shampoo That WORKS? Yes!
Help for the Dry, Flaky Scalp of Mystery
When Everybody Hates Your Hair...and You Love It!
Exxon Valdez Head: Oily Hair That Just Won't Get Clean
Styling the Alpha Alpha Mom: Hairstyles for Grey Hair
What's That Smell: Does Shampoo Go Bad?
SubscribeAmalah is a pseudonym of Amy Corbett Storch. A Washington D.C.-based freelance writer. The Smackdown is published on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. You can follow Amy's daily mothering adventures at www.amalah.com. Also, it's pronounced AIM-ah-lah.
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