Because Your Friends Don't Want to Talk About Bikini Waxes
Because...Leggings? Seriously?
Because "Classic" is Just Another Word for "Reruns"
Because It's Funny To Imagine Marlon Brando Screaming "Skincare! SKIIIINCARE!"
Because Even I Get Tired of Talking About Foundation Sometimes
Because Nipples Are the New Bellybuttons
Because Dubious Hodgepodge Would be a Great Name for a Rock Band
Because I Earned My Degree From Google University
Because I've Got My AlphaFoxyMamas All Up In Here
She's Got Bette Davis Devil Eyes
Advice That Gets to the Point, More So Than Usual
How to Clown-Proof Your Eyeshadow Colors
Ghost Face Killer: Your Guide to Photo-Friendly Cosmetics
Get This Actual Real-World Look: Smoky Eyes
Get This Actual Real-World Look: Asian Eyes
Get This Actual Real-World Look: Super Simple Daytime Eyes
Get This Actual, Real-World Look: For Blue Eyes Only
Get This Actual, Real-World Look: Asian Eyes, Take Two
Get This Actual, Real-World Look: Bare Minerals for Day & Night
Get This Actual, Real-World Look: Liquid Liner
Smackdown Field Trip: ISO the Perfect Concealer
Price Tag Cage Match: Boots No7 Make-up Base vs. Everything Else
Get the Red Out: Color Correcting Your Complexion
Enhancing Eyebrows with Makeup
Smackdown Updates: Sunscreen, Teeth Whiteners, Field Trips & Handbag Dilemmas
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