Because Your Friends Don't Want to Talk About Bikini Waxes
Because...Leggings? Seriously?
Because "Classic" is Just Another Word for "Reruns"
Because It's Funny To Imagine Marlon Brando Screaming "Skincare! SKIIIINCARE!"
Because Every Woman Deserves to Look Like Audrey Hepburn
Because Nobody Else Wants to Discuss Your Hair As Much As I Do
Because I Have Already Solved the World's Foundation Problems
Because I Have Been Just WAITING For the Chance to Whip Out Some Wedding Pictures
Because I Earned My Degree From Google University
Because I Earned My Degree From Google University
Because I've Got My AlphaFoxyMamas All Up In Here
Because I'm Not the Only Person Here Who Knows a Thing or Four
Because Pothole Pore-Pocked is No Way to Go Through Life
Rinse and Repeat. And Repeat. And Repeat.
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Amalah is a pseudonym of Amy Corbett Storch. A Washington D.C.-based freelance writer. The Smackdown is published on Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays. You can follow Amy's daily mothering adventures at www.amalah.com. Also, it's pronounced AIM-ah-lah.
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