Because Babies & Purses Are Pretty Much the Only Things I Know Stuff About
Because I Seriously Doubt Many Bunny Rabbits Have Under-Eye Dryness Problems
Because It's Funny To Imagine Marlon Brando Screaming "Skincare! SKIIIINCARE!"
Because Every Woman Deserves to Look Like Audrey Hepburn
Because Nobody Else Wants to Discuss Your Hair As Much As I Do
Because I Have Already Solved the World's Foundation Problems
Because I Have Been Just WAITING For the Chance to Whip Out Some Wedding Pictures
Because I Earned My Degree From Google University
Because I've Got My AlphaFoxyMamas All Up In Here
Because I'm Not the Only Person Here Who Knows a Thing or Four
Because You Can Take My Curel Out of My Cold, Dead Hands
Because Pothole Pore-Pocked is No Way to Go Through Life
Rinse and Repeat. And Repeat. And Repeat.
My Signature Colors Are Blush, Bashful & Philosophy
Giving You the Benefit of My Years of Experience. And Idiocy.
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